Cuts to the chase. Got to give you that.
National Poetry Day.
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If the weather forecast is correct then there'll be rain pouring from the Halesowen sky tomorrow!welshyeltz wrote: ↑05 Oct 2018, 10:44wouldn't believe Owen either. The only sky I've ever seen in Wales has rain pouring from it.
See you tomorrow Mr Avery
Brilliant barding, Andy!
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The less-than-dynamic duo
Need to stop causing us woe
So we can actually play some football.
The revolving door keeps on spinning
And we're hardly winning
Isn't it time for a much better change?
This weeks starting eleven
Will kick the ball up to heaven
Because our tactics are worse than inept.
No prize money or cup run
We were crap, Gainsborough won,
But we still have the Birmingham Senior.
The initial euphoria
Is now nolonger glorious
Because we are still watching this shite every week.
I pity Roger and Dave
and the money they'd save
If they stopped coming to watch this dross.
I pray for Karen, our new owner
To buy some new toner
And print off their P45.
Need to stop causing us woe
So we can actually play some football.
The revolving door keeps on spinning
And we're hardly winning
Isn't it time for a much better change?
This weeks starting eleven
Will kick the ball up to heaven
Because our tactics are worse than inept.
No prize money or cup run
We were crap, Gainsborough won,
But we still have the Birmingham Senior.
The initial euphoria
Is now nolonger glorious
Because we are still watching this shite every week.
I pity Roger and Dave
and the money they'd save
If they stopped coming to watch this dross.
I pray for Karen, our new owner
To buy some new toner
And print off their P45.
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Re: National Poetry Day.
Wim Crap - is he a international for The Netherlands?
Could be our Saturday signing!
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Roses are red
Violets are blue
Management is crap
They know it too
As you were x
Violets are blue
Management is crap
They know it too
As you were x
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Re: National Poetry Day.
We ought to carry this 'barding' into the game, with the likes of
Linesman are you really sure
The ball went out of play?
I could see from here it ne'er crossed the line
So I'm going to have my say
Probably better than my usual "blind c***".....
Linesman are you really sure
The ball went out of play?
I could see from here it ne'er crossed the line
So I'm going to have my say
Probably better than my usual "blind c***".....