The Gospel According to Dot

[Laurel Lane Lamper]

Dot's passing away today is very sad but perhaps she would enjoy us remembering her notoriously loud quips.
A very early one I recall is "you dirty bag of washing"
Also "ref, take it out of your eyes and put it round the rhubarb!"
But my favourite, as ref takes an age to book a player, " it doesn't take that long to spell prat"
All priceless, anyone got others to tell?

[YeltzDoc]

I always liked "Weeur's ee agooin? Up the Lezza?" Shouted at an opposition player trying to pinch a few yards at a throw-in.
Lord only knows what the thrower thought it meant if he didn't play for either Lye or Cradley.