Disgrace!

[YeltzDoc]

As we approach my (and many others') 40th season watching the mighty Yeltz, a scandal unfolds.
Never in four decades have we seen such a dereliction of duty and a more obvious harbinger of the societal decay that we are enduring in this post-truth dystopia.

WHY HASN'T HALESOWENHARRY PUBLISHED HIS LEAGUE TABLE OF FRIENDLY RESULTS!

[HalesowenHarry]

It's still in production..........

[YeltzDoc]

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[HalesowenHarry]

I've let it go, but no more. These things don't just happen by magic ya know............ nor in any seedy Ibizan clubs nor south Wolverhampton dives........

Bedworth United https://bedworthunitedfc.co.uk/ 5
1-0 (h) COVENTRY SPHINX
0-0 (a) Melton Town
1-5 (h) RUGBY TOWN
1-3 (a) Barwell
0-1 (h) BROMSGROVE SPORTING

Boldmere St Michaels https://www.themikesfc.co.uk/ 7
0-2 (h) LEAMINGTON
1-3 (h) Stourbr*dge
3-3 (a) Rushall Olympic
4-0 (a) Darlaston
0-1 (h) SHIFNAL TOWN
0-2 (a) Alvechurch
3-1 (h) LYE TOWN

Cambridge City https://www.cambridgecityfc.com/ 5
4-0 (a) Histon
4-0 (a) Ely City
3-2 (a) Bury Town
1-1 (h) HITCHIN TOWN
1-7 (a) AFC Sudbury

Chasetown https://www.pitchero.com/clubs/chasetown 10
2-8 (h) ASTON VILLA XI
5-0 (a) Heath Hayes
2-2 (a) Lichfield City
0-0 (a) Newcastle Town
3-3 (a) Wolverhampton Casuals
1-1 (a) Wednesfield
1-1 (a) Dudley Town
1-0 (a) Walsall Wood
2-3 (h) TAMWORTH
3-0 (a) Stafford Rangers

Coleshill Town https://www.pitchero.com/clubs/coleshilltown 8
3-3 (a) Barwell
5-1 (a) Bolehall Swifts
1-1 (h) STAFFORD RANGERS
1-2 (a) Highgate United
4-1 (a) Birstall United
3-1 (a) Walsall Wood
2-4 (h) TAMWORTH
5-0 (a) Belper Town

Corby Town https://www.corbytown.co.uk/ 5
5-2 (a) Aylestone
1-1 (a) Nuneaton Borough
0-1 (a) Quorn
0-3 (a) Coalville Town
0-1 (h) KETTERING TOWN

Daventry Town https://dtfc.co.uk/ 2
2-2 (a) Stratford Town
2-3 (a) Racing Club Warwick

Dereham Town https://www.derehamtownfc.co.uk/ 5
0-4 (h) NORWICH CITY
3-0 (a) Mundford
4-0 (a) Fakenham Town
1-5 (h) NORWICH UNITED
2-0 (a) Mulbarton Wanderers

Gresley Rovers https://www.gresleyrovers.com/ 6
2-1 (a) Heanor Town
1-5 (h) RUGBY TOWN
1-1 (h) HANLEY TOWN
2-3 (a) Barrow Town
0-2 (h) MICKLEOVER
0-0 (a) Lichfield City

Halesowen Town http://www.ht-fc.com/ 9
5-3 (a) Worcester Raiders
0-3 (a) Worcester City
2-3 (h) CREWE ALEXANDRA
5-0 (a) Pershore Town
2-2 (h) Stourbr*dge
0-1 (h) LEAMINGTON
1-4 (h) KIDDERMINSTER HARRIERS
2-2 (h) GORNAL ATHLETIC
3-4 (h) HEDNESFORD TOWN

Harborough Town https://harboroughtownfc.org/ 9
5-2 (a) Bugbrooke St Michaels
1-1 (h) REAL BEDFORD
2-1 (h) COVENTRY SPHINX
2-1 (h) TAMWORTH
1-3 (h) BEDFORD TOWN
3-0 (h) ST IVES TOWN
0-3 (a) St Ives Town
3-1 (a) Desborough Town
2-3 (h) BOSTON UNITED

Hinckley LRFC 4
0-4 (h) TAMWORTH
1-4 (h) COALVILLE TOWN
0-1 (h) ILKESTON TOWN
1-0 (a) Ashby Ivanhoe

Loughborough Dynamo https://www.loughboroughdynamofc.com/ 5
3-2 (a) Quorn
5-0 (a) Leicester Nirvana
1-2 (a) Barwell
5-1 (a) Melton Town
2-6 (h) COALVILLE TOWN

Shepshed Dynamo https://www.pitchero.com/clubs/shepsheddynamo 5
1-2 (h) BELPER UNITED
0-0 (a) Ilkeston Town
1-0 (h) BASFORD UNITED
2-2 (a) Birstall United
1-2 (h) BARWELL

Spalding United https://www.spaldingunited.net/ 6
2-1 (a) Pinchbeck United
3-2 (h) PETERBOROUGH UNITED
4-0 (a) Harrowby United
5-0 (a) Deeping Rangers
0-0 (h) ST IVES TOWN
1-0 (a) Biggleswade Town

Sporting Khalsa 9
5-0 (a) Leicester Nirvana
3-1 (a) Punjab United
2-1 (a) Darlaston Town
2-0 (h) BROMSGROVE SPORTING
0-2 (h) ALVECHURCH
4-1 (a) Bilston Town
4-1 (h) KIDDERMINSTER HARRIERS
1-2 (a) Tividale
2-1 (a) Wolves Sporting

St Neots Town https://www.stneotstownfc.co.uk/ 5
1-3 (h) ROYSTON TOWN
1-2 (h) MILLWALL
3-3 (h) BIGGLESWADE TOWN
3-1 (h) WALTHAMSTOW
6-1 (a) Walsham-Le-Willows

Stamford https://www.pitchero.com/clubs/stamfordafc 8
5-3 (h) AFC RUSHDEN AND DIAMONDS
5-0 (h) SWAFFHAM
5-1 (a) Blackstones
1-3 (a) Quorn
7-1 (a) Melton Town
5-0 (h) STEVENAGE
0-5 (a) Worksop
1-3 (h) GRANTHAM TOWN

Sutton Coldfield Town https://www.sctfc.com/ 6
0-4 (h) BARWELL
2-1 (h) PAGET RANGERS
0-2 (h) ALVECHURCH
2-0 (a) Stourport Swifts
2-3 (h) STAFFORD RANGERS
1-2 (a) Tamworth

Yaxley https://www.pitchero.com/clubs/yaxleyfootballclub 5
0-3 (h) PETERBOROUGH UNITED
2-3 (h) SOHAM TOWN RANGERS
0-0 (h) HOLBEACH UNITED
0-3 (a) Deeping Rangers
1-2 (h) WHITTLESEY ATHLETIC

Pl W D L GF GA Pts GD
1. Sporting Khalsa 9 7 0 2 23 9 21 +14
2. Spalding United 6 5 1 0 15 3 16 +12
3. Harborough Town 9 5 1 3 19 15 16 +4
4. Stamford 8 5 0 3 29 16 15 +13
5. Coleshill Town 8 4 2 2 24 13 14 +11
6. Chasetown 10 3 5 2 20 18 14 +2
7. Cambridge City 5 3 1 1 13 10 10 +3
8. Loughborough Dy 5 3 0 2 16 11 9 +5
9. Dereham Town 5 3 0 2 10 9 9 +1
10. HALESOWEN TOWN 9 2 2 5 20 22 8 -2
11. St Neots Town 5 2 1 2 14 10 7 +4
12. Boldmere St Michaels7 2 1 4 11 12 7 -1
13. Sutton C'field Town 6 2 0 4 7 12 6 -5
14. Shepshed Dynamo 5 1 2 2 5 6 5 -1
15. Gresley Rovers 6 1 2 3 6 12 5 -6
16. Corby Town 5 1 1 3 6 8 4 -2
17. Bedworth United 5 1 1 3 3 9 4 -6
18. Hinckley LRFC 4 1 0 3 2 9 3 -7
19. Daventry Town 2 0 1 1 4 5 1 -1
20. Yaxley 5 0 1 4 3 11 1 -8

Any issues, YD will take you aside at any given point this season.

NB Some of these teams are rubbish at social media! I doubt this is that comprehensive...............

[YeltzDoc]

Wonderful. As ever!

[andy]

Excellent HH. Spalding results looked impressive and Stamford managed 29 goals in their 8 games, with 27 in just 5 of them! Probably 2 of the teams we expected to look out for.