1st. Forget Chasetown. They're below us.
2nd. Our games. Daventry and Sutton today became mathematically safe from relegation, so nothing to play for. If Belper beat Carlton next week they will definitely be in the play offs so nothing to play for. Bedworth currently just off the bottom of the current form table, so crap.
So that's 12 points.

3rd. Ilkeston's games. They too have have Bedworth and Daventry, so see above. Bedworth is away though, but they're still crap.

4th Plague and pestilence in Ilkeston. Probably more likely.
Play offs it is then.
So that was utter bollocks and here's a picture of a penguin.