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Re: Odd statistics
Posted: 15 Oct 2021, 19:29
by old git
YeltzDoc wrote: ↑15 Oct 2021, 18:44
From the time of posting and the, erm, detail of the content, I just assumed that OG needs to up him prostate medication.
One of the reasons that tomorrow’s journey of two hours takes me three and a half…I know every lay-by on the A14 for ‘relief’
Re: Odd statistics
Posted: 15 Oct 2021, 21:21
by andy
old git wrote: ↑15 Oct 2021, 19:29
YeltzDoc wrote: ↑15 Oct 2021, 18:44
From the time of posting and the, erm, detail of the content, I just assumed that OG needs to up him prostate medication.
One of the reasons that tomorrow’s journey of two hours takes me three and a half…I know every lay-by on the A14 for ‘relief’
Never mind all this waffling and piffling about stats, early mornings and toilet breaks, can you wallpaper or not? I don't know what this forum is coming to.....
Re: Odd statistics
Posted: 16 Oct 2021, 02:01
by uncle jack and coke
OG I think you and Noggin should get out in the garden and watch the grass grow. Alternatively you can come round my house and watch the paint dry.
Re: Odd statistics
Posted: 16 Oct 2021, 09:29
by Westyeltz
Do you not have wallpaper? They'd like that.
Re: Odd statistics
Posted: 16 Oct 2021, 10:11
by Noggin
For the avoidance of doubt, there is more chance of the entire population of The Shed taking a temperance vow, than of me doing wallpapering. Mrs Noggin has made me fully aware that my ineptitude in that direction knows no bounds.
As for watching grass grow; over recent years getting a lush and weed free lawn has become strangely fascinating.
Re: Odd statistics
Posted: 16 Oct 2021, 10:24
by andy
Noggin wrote: ↑16 Oct 2021, 10:11
As for watching grass grow; over recent years getting a lush and weed free lawn has become strangely fascinating.
Now we're talking. F*ck wallpapering. OG can do it.
Re: Odd statistics
Posted: 16 Oct 2021, 10:34
by andy
Westyeltz wrote: ↑16 Oct 2021, 09:29
Do you not have wallpaper? They'd like that.
Westy, do you think 'it makes the room look bigger'
Re: Odd statistics
Posted: 16 Oct 2021, 11:40
by YeltzDoc
Now that Thelma’s gone.
Re: Odd statistics
Posted: 16 Oct 2021, 11:42
by YeltzDoc
Also, possibly the greatest ever postscript to a song -
“Oh tiptoe,
to the front row,
of the Korn show,
With a submachine gun…”